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Rap Battle #1 is the 1st Rap Battle in the Rap Battle Series. The opponents are:
Shiela: Expert on internal rhymes. She could fit words into sentences crazy well!
Brian: Insane rhyme scheme. It's unbelievable how he can change up the way he changes up his rhyme scheme!
Your hair matches with your nails, girl you so ratchet
When battling me, you better not be slacking
When n***** f*** with me, skulls be cracking
You look like a boy, so your boyfriend's a faggot
I may look like a tom, but at least I don't go out with my mom
It takes a real lyricist to destroy somebody with a song
Well destroying YOU won't take long, am I wrong???
I need witnesses so I brought my crew along
I'm a murderer, so I'm killing this beat
Like Sushi, I'm so f*****g raw!
My rhymes is hot, I know you feeling the heat
My rhyme scheme got no flaws!
Don't you know I'm ballin, shot callin???
Mess wit me, and fists will be brawlin
I got the impossible flow, I'm an unstoppable foe
Slow ya role before you get kicked in the abdominal, hoe!
My rhyme scheme ain't simple
I'll pop your body guard's face like a pimple
I put holes in him like dimples
I put fire on this beat like Kindle
You say you got fire, but you a liar
Just cause I'm a girl, don't mean I can't pop you like tires
I got time on my hands, to drop rhymes for the fans
You so broke, you only got 9 quarters, man
$2.25? I got more than that
Like maracas, I make everybody raddle
You just a wanna-be Lil Kim, why don't you skidaddle?
You just a whore that's flat
2 25? Wow, I didn't know you could count
When it comes to the crowd, only my name they shout
They scream it loud, I'll make you say "ow"
When I make a fist and I go ka-pow!