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Rap Battle #1 is the 1st Rap Battle in the Rap Battle Series. The opponents are:

Shiela: Expert on internal rhymes. She could fit words into sentences crazy well!

Brian: Insane rhyme scheme. It's unbelievable how he can change up the way he changes up his rhyme scheme!

Rap BattleEdit

Round 1Edit

Brian:

Your hair matches with your nails, girl you so ratchet

When battling me, you better not be slacking

When n***** f*** with me, skulls be cracking

You look like a boy, so your boyfriend's a faggot

Shiela:

I may look like a tom, but at least I don't go out with my mom

It takes a real lyricist to destroy somebody with a song

Well destroying YOU won't take long, am I wrong???

I need witnesses so I brought my crew along

Brian:

I'm a murderer, so I'm killing this beat

Like Sushi, I'm so f*****g raw!

My rhymes is hot, I know you feeling the heat

My rhyme scheme got no flaws!

Shiela:

Don't you know I'm ballin, shot callin???

Mess wit me, and fists will be brawlin

I got the impossible flow, I'm an unstoppable foe

Slow ya role before you get kicked in the abdominal, hoe!

Round 2Edit

Brian:

My rhyme scheme ain't simple

I'll pop your body guard's face like a pimple

I put holes in him like dimples

I put fire on this beat like Kindle

Kiesha:

You say you got fire, but you a liar

Just cause I'm a girl, don't mean I can't pop you like tires

I got time on my hands, to drop rhymes for the fans

You so broke, you only got 9 quarters, man

Brian:

$2.25? I got more than that

Like maracas, I make everybody raddle

You just a wanna-be Lil Kim, why don't you skidaddle?

You just a whore that's flat

Kiesha:

2 25? Wow, I didn't know you could count

When it comes to the crowd, only my name they shout

They scream it loud, I'll make you say "ow"

When I make a fist and I go ka-pow!

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